Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Have a scolding hot bath.

I still don't know what I am having for tea.

[SilentFilm1988]

Have it all! Little bit of everything

Where do I go to find a boyfriend?

[Cridders88]

Go to an antenatal class.

I don't ever want to leave my internest.

[thawoods]

let hackers plunder your cyber-haven.


i can't get rid of them mosquitoes.

[AlfredM]

Smear your body with blood :eek:

It's my last buffet breakfast and I'm gonna crazily indulge myself.

[trywait]

cut your gut open

my phone is low batt

[thawoods]

plug it to a Tesla coil or summin'

I am DONE with these power black-outs.

[Cridders88]

Get night vision goggles and deal with it.

It's sunny outside and I am wondering what to do.

[AlfredM]

Play a music loudly to cover the noise.

It will feel so good to sleep back, but I wanna break this sleeping-till-afternoon habit.

[thawoods]

go to sleeping beauty's world and let the spindle prick you

the flies are bothering me