Give Bad Advice

[Beau]

Spit on them and rub them clean with your shirt.

I can use more courage.

[Counselor]

I'll give you a medal instead.

I think I've become antisocial.

[Beau]

Don't join Facebook then.

I still need to eat dinner.

[Counselor]

I hear breakfast is more important.

I need to trim my finger and toe nails.

[Beau]

Use your teeth.

I need to get my cat off my bed. She's a bed hog.

[Counselor]

Check out financing on smaller cats.


I can't find my dental floss.

[stpdo2]

Just use some twine instead

I need to get up and out of bed.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Lay there until you have to pee.

I can't sit still today (been up and walking about about five times in the past hour).

Now six....

[stpdo2]

put on a fuzzy suit and throw yourself at a velcro wall you'll be still once good and stuck

I can't decide if I should focus on laundry or financial paperwork

[Rainbowmum]

Place your paperwork in the washing machine with your laundry.

I need to go down town but do not feel like leaving the house.