Give Bad Advice

[Kat]

Go up town instead.

I need to go home and clean my house instead of hanging out at my friend's house all evening.

[Beau]

Move in to your friends house. We like you here.

I need to start playing Mass Effect again.

[elad12]

Go to Sunday Mass instead tomorrow morning and see how that effects you

I need to clean out my freezer

[Beau]

Go to Sunday Mass instead tomorrow morning and see how that effects your

Should I tell them I'm gay? lol

Just leave the freezer unplugged. The hazmat team will be by in a week or so to clean it for you.

I still need to take my morning shower.

[Counselor]

I would purchase the shower first, and keep the receipt, that way no one can say you took it.


I don't want to watch a movie with puppets today.

[Beau]

I've just thrown away The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth so you won't have to watch them ever again.

I'm bored.

[Goodie]

Go to your local hospital and lick the used needles... head rush, feels great

I need to clean my room.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Toss a bushel of bananas in there an unleash a few gorillas.

My ancient dog is shedding nervously, what should I do?

[Beau]

Explain to it the problems of shedding and maybe it will stop.

Where did I put my keys?

[Counselor]

I've just thrown away The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth so you won't have to watch them ever again.

I was referring to Elmo in Grouchland, but The Dark Crystal? In the trash?! You're an Ice Queen, you are!