Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Vote for lefties, those love to give money to people who do nothing, trust me.

I have no interest in politics

[Cridders88]

Run for election.

I am feeling a bit scatty.

[Insertnamehere]

Go all the way and atomize yourself

I have been left in charge with the lab for a week :/

[Cridders88]

Time for a party!! :biggrin:

Back to work tomorrow

[AlfredM]

Pretend you have diarrheas and get an MC tomorrow

I'm like 10% finished organising my room, and it has been almost a week.

[Cridders88]

Torch it.

My appetite is massive this week.

[Insertnamehere]

Fast

I HAVE TO GET UP IN TIME TOMORROW

[Insertnamehere]

Rip both your eyes out and dump yourself in an icy bath.


I'm a wee bit messed up

[Cridders88]

Sleep with your boss.

Last week, the heating was broken at work and I was freezing my arse off. This week, it works, and they have cranked it up to an uncomfortable heat. Can't bloody get it right!

[Scootaloo]

Sleep with your boss.

Last week, the heating was broken at work and I was freezing my arse off. This week, it works, and they have cranked it up to an uncomfortable heat. Can't bloody get it right!

Sleep with your boss, then you can control the thermostat

I have a sore throat and can feel myself getting sicker by the hour