Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Pour down bleach down your throat, that'll take care of those pathogens alright.

I hate being cuddly and having no one to cuddle..lol

[Cridders88]

Walk around everywhere hugging a teddy bear.

I hate being cuddly and having no-one to cuddle.

[Cridders88]

Pour salt into your mouth.

I can't believe I apparently need to piss about with a gym induction again even though I have been to my local gym before.

[Insertnamehere]

Don't join.

Second generation anti-histamins are not quite effective but all the good ones are first generation and make me drowsy as all hell

[Insertnamehere]

Sleep but don't sleep


I'm synthesizing an interferent

[Insertnamehere]

Let it out in public


I need a cuddle buddy

[Scootaloo]

get a pet porcupine


I'm thirsty

[Insertnamehere]

Gulp down some urine. All for recycling!

I want to travel and see the ye old Europe

[trywait]

book your flight

I have to pee

[Cridders88]

Don't join.

That actually sounds like good advice as opposed to bad. They only do inductions on Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday afternoons. Unsurprisingly, most people, myself included, are at work then! Tsk.

I have to pee

Hold it in until your bladder bursts.

I'm getting anxiety knots in my stomach and I am not sure why.