Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Eat some Brie instead.

I have over indulged yet again.

[Insertnamehere]

What part of "2 fingers down your throat" does people not get?

Something I think I could care more, give more of a shit about things.

[trywait]

get a heart transplant

I hate folding clothes

[Cridders88]

Screw them up and chuck them on the floor.

A lazy day is in store.

[Insertnamehere]

Go stab Ian

I've been told to produce recombinant cecropin

[Confuzzled4]

Don't make recombinant cecropin, make meth like Walter White it's much cooler.
I have this strange bump on my arm.

[Cridders88]

Amputate your arm.

The storm that dumped snow over America is here dumping rain, and lots of it.

[Insertnamehere]

Collect it, put in the freezer, grind it, throw it over your roof so you can pretend it's snowing.

I'm running out of options to make this bloody asparagine bond!

[trywait]

use gold bond instead

I have to crack my knuckles

[Cridders88]

Crack your knuckles then punch your sister in the face.

The double decker bus is swaying in the wind.