Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Tell the person giving you the errands to go fuck themselves.

This afternoon has been really quiet at work compared to the morning, and we are all sat twiddling our thumbs.

[Scootaloo]

strip down naked and perform a ballet for everyone, and send me the video.


I have to work tomorrow, ugh

[thawoods]

work harder x

i don't like ariana grande, what to do with her? x

[Cridders88]

Ask her to move in.

I can't stop laughing to myself.

[Insertnamehere]

Sow your mouth shut.

Some days I just don't have any patience with the outside world and its nonsense and stupidity and slowness

[Cridders88]

Start punching nonsensical, slow and stupid people.

It's 12.45pm and I am still in bed.

[thawoods]

d

i prefer my eggs scarmbled over whole fried as long as you add onions and/or chives and leeks, d/h? x

[Cridders88]

Wrong thread.

My day off went far too quickly.

[Insertnamehere]

Do overtime and skip holidays

I need to go pee

[Cridders88]

Go out onto a road and pee into oncoming traffic.

I've just dribbled milk on my beard.