Give Bad Advice

[thawoods]

lick it with your tongue like Orochimaru x

my online business is running too slow x

[Cridders88]

Put naked pictures of yourself on your main page.

My evening plans consist of grocery shopping and ironing. What can I do to liven my evening up?

[thawoods]

masturbate and use urself up until u get wasted x

my virtual avatar is dead x

[Insertnamehere]

Kill yourself now and complete the process.

I needed that pET28a(+) plasmid TODAY!!!

[Cridders88]

Quit trying and go wind up your boss instead.

The afternoon at work looks quiet.

[Insertnamehere]

Stirr some shit with the management.

I have 1,5 hrs left at work

[Cridders88]

Work a 30hr shift.

Grocery shopping got done, ironing didn't.

[Insertnamehere]

Iron your face as punishment.

I didn't get the pET28 in time, so my whole schedule is off by a day which probably means that I will have to work on Saturday.

[Cridders88]

Work Sunday too.

Looks like a wet night ahead, and not in a good way.

[Insertnamehere]

Sleep outside.

I have an itch in my back and I can't reach it