Let him eat cake!
I need to reorganize my life.
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Make a quick sketch of your life, cut it into even pieces, shuffle.
I can't seem to find my testicles.
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Jump up and down.
I need to lay down but I'm afraid I might fall asleep....What should I do?
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Lay up! A little basketball will keep you awake
I want a cigarette but I'm out.
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Smoke a fag instead? (Take that anyway you want to I was trying to be funny)
My glass is empty.....
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No it's not, it's full of air!
I found a fag but I don't remember what I wanted to do with it.
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Dip itin water after midnight
I want to get a husky but don't know how to get one!
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Try looking in the home improvement department, or boys clothing.
I am hopelessly addicted to finding weird stuff on the internet.
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Go out into the real world trying to find weird things in person
I can't find my guitar pick.
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Use a shovel...
I think I may be pregnant!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: OMG what should I do???.
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