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[Bowyn Aerrow]

Get a goat.

Better way to make coffee?

[Miles]

Mix it with some NyQuil.

I'm not nearly evil enough.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Miles, I'm your Father, join me on the dark-side. Give into your anger, use the Force miles, use the Dark Side of the Force!

My feet are cold.

[Miles]

Quick, get under the dog covers

I can't decide between the Force and the Schwartz!

[Beau]

Use the force Miles!

Anyone know what the heck this thing is? (Holds up thing and shows it to the computer screen)

[monk]

No, but eat it anyway.

I think I need new glasses.

[zeon]

then visit the chropodist

I could do with some lelectric on my key

[Beau]

See a locksmith for tips.

My cat nipped my arm because I am not petting her enough.

[Rainbowmum]

Give her a bath and then blow dry her fur. :biggrin:

I am over tired, what do I do?

[stpdo2]

tape your eyelids open

I need to eat more veggies.