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eat okras

my dog has an abrasion
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Treat the damaged area with concentrated acid.

I've just burnt my finger.
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Quickly burn another finger so the pain will be devided...

I need to go to bed now.
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Set the mattress on fire and sleep on the floor instead.

I'm tired
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Get an IV line and connect a keg of coffee directly to your veins.

I need a cuddle...or several.
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punch yourself in the face

i need a dictionary or a language guide in american english ..
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Get a book of hieroglyphs

I want to play some more of the newest Tomb Raider but should sleep instead
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play it instead of sleep

i just ate 2 raw onions ..
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Add garlic to the mix and don't brush those teeth.

I want to sleep with an arm around me :/
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take an octopus with you ..

i just lost my keys ..
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