Yell out the window and ask for some help to clean that mess up!
I want to avoid a person who is a total downer at a party. How?
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Don't go to the party.
I need to know how to wash a coat that says dry clean only.
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Spray it with liquid nitrogen and brush off the dirt.
I have a zit in both nostrils.
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Amputation!
I have a craving for another slice of pizza.
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If you dab a little cologne on it you won't smell it at all.
Whats the fastest way to lose my little spare tire?
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Have your mechanic take it off.
I need to loose 50 lbs so what's the best way to do that?
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Throw it in the trash.
I have a cat on my lap.
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Sit on the cat's lap, see how they like it!!!
I slacked off and have to catch up on work tomorrow.
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