Give Bad Advice

[Beau]

I want to make some money fast. How should I go about it?

Rob a bank.

Then just lick your hand and rub the important parts. That should be clean enough. (ROFLMAO)

I rubbed too hard and made a mess. Now what?

[Lalo]

Yell out the window and ask for some help to clean that mess up!

I want to avoid a person who is a total downer at a party. How?

[Beau]

Don't go to the party.

I need to know how to wash a coat that says dry clean only.

[Counselor]

Spray it with liquid nitrogen and brush off the dirt.


I have a zit in both nostrils.

[Beau]

Amputation!

I have a craving for another slice of pizza.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Order a Pizza De hut

The fish smells odd, what should I do?

[Lalo]

If you dab a little cologne on it you won't smell it at all.

Whats the fastest way to lose my little spare tire?

[Kat]

Have your mechanic take it off.

I need to loose 50 lbs so what's the best way to do that?

[Beau]

Throw it in the trash.

I have a cat on my lap.

[Miles]

Sit on the cat's lap, see how they like it!!!

I slacked off and have to catch up on work tomorrow.