Give Bad Advice

[Scootaloo]

Snort an eight ball of coke

There is like a million mosquitoes in my back yard

[Cridders88]

Sunbathe naked out there.

It is blowing a hoolie.

[Zen]

Make a kite costume and go out for a walk.

I'd like a day off work tomorrow.

[trywait]

win the lotto instead

I want ice cream

[Cridders88]

Eat chillis instead.

I am working the whole weekend.

[trywait]

close your eyes and go back to bed

I have dry eyes

[Cridders88]

Stare closely at a roaring fire.

I have a 3 day weekend

[Scootaloo]

Catch up on work projects and read up on policies and changes


My lawn has overgrown

[Cridders88]

Set fire to it.

The plants in the communal garden are wilting from the heat and lack of water.

[Cardiganwearer]

The clue is in the word communal; that means it's someone else's problem.

I need fifty posts quickly.