Give Bad Advice

[Bhp91126]

Drive somewhere where it’s not supposed to rain tonight

My car is not sexy

[Cridders88]

Scratch the car all over with your keys and give it a lick with a blowtorch.

I ate a whole tub of Ben & Jerry's and now my stomach hurts.

[CellarDweller]

Have a second tub to push the first tub out, it was obviously bad.

I'm feeling tired.

[Cridders88]

Do you know what, even though that is bad advice I probably still would haha.

My advice to you, go for a long drive.

My room is far too hot

[CellarDweller]

Take as steaming hot shower, it will make the room feel cooler.

I'm bored right now.

[Cridders88]

Measure the average length of your arm hairs, and repeat every five minutes.

I really should be sleeping

[CellarDweller]

Go to sleep when the sun comes up!

I can't seem to get my muse to inspire me

[Cridders88]

That is very close to happening, I can already hear the birds awakening!

Stare at a wall for inspiration.

The garden needs weeding

[CellarDweller]

drown the weeds with water and fertilizer. Oh, and then let the sun beat down on them!

I need to get a new mop and bucket.

[Bhp91126]

Who needs a mop and bucket?

I’m bored