Give Bad Advice

[Blue]

Buy Ropel, an animal repellant and make a sachet necklace for your neighbor to wear.

I need someone to cuddle by the fire with. What should I do?

[Counselor]

Kidnap somebody.


My food hasn't arrived yet.

[stpdo2]

Break into the neighbors and see what they've got to eat

My housemate's snoring is loud and bothering me

[monk]

Smother him with a pillow.

It's too damned cold.

[Counselor]

Eat some ice cream.


What's the correct way to put on pajamas?

[Rainbowmum]

Shake the wearer out of them, then put them on.

What can I use on sunburn?

[Counselor]

IcyHot and wasabi. Allow crust to form, re-wet with chili oil. Rinse with scalding water.

My feet stink, how do I freshen them up?

[Miles]

A nice hot hydrochloric acid bath will clear away all those odor-causing nasties. :biggrin:

I got grease stains on my shirt! What should I do?

[bakalove]

Fry the shirt in cooking oil to it's crispy should wash right off.

My cat wont stop pooping on my chair what should i do?

[Miles]

Poop on your cat's chair and see how they like it!!! >:I

I need to stop smoking cigarettes. What will help me with quitting?