Use a blunt razor.
I need to go on a diet. :frown:
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Here have some of my stress..... That will take care of that hunger.
I wish I could count the apples in an apple seed.
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Don't bother. You'll just be disappointed.
Where have all the cowboys gone?
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Sorry all my exes live in Texas - try there.....
I think I may be developing an intestinal bug....
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Swallow a bird to catch the bug .( then a cat to get the bird a dog to get the cat.........)
I have to trim Jack claws and he really get annoyed and restless when I do .
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Strike a deal: This time you trim his claws, next time he trims yours.
Paula Cole keeps trying to break into my apartment singing about how she doesn't wanna wait for our lives to be over before she knows what it will be.
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Invite her in and listen all night.
I want to marry Matt Damon.
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Drug him then steal him away to Vegas.
I have a headache but have to be at the stables by 1.00
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Stay at home - sod the horses!
Sometimes there aren't enough hours in the day.
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Build a time machine.
Why do we have such deadly creature here in Australia?
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