Give Bad Advice

[Lalo]

North

I want to retire about 15 years early.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Where can I find a leather daddy?:tongue:

[Steve1860]

In a Leather Bar...

tell a person you love them on the first date

[Rainbowmum]

Throw all the chips in the air then buy some roller blades so you can chase him.


Got the hiccups again , tried scarring myself in my gigantic dragon fly suit it didn't work.

[monk]

Put it on backwards next time.

I'd like to celebrate St David's Day tomorrow.

[Lalo]

Make a grass skirt out of leeks. Then wear that and nothing else on a trip to the market. Done!

I wish I could stop envisioning Rainbowmum in a giant Dragonfly suit...but I can't.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Focus on Aunt Sue's Arm flaps:



I need to mow lawns today... but really don't feel like it.....

[stpdo2]

borax the whole yard, you won't need to mow again for like a decade

I need to go through lots and lots of paperwork today and it's not any fun at all

[Rainbowmum]

Place paperwork in shredder and turn it into confetti .

I need to find something special for the husband unit , but there is nothing he needs or wants, what do I do?

[Goodie]

Burn all his belongings so anything will work


I need to shower