Get the dog a dog of its own (actually not 'bad advice). Dogs are social creatures, thus having two to keep each other company usually resolves such issues.
I'm falling asleep at the keyboard...
•
Put a pillow on it - it's more comfortable.
I worry too much.
•
Stop it, you will end up with worry-warts.
I have no arse, its just too flat.....
•
Start a meth habit....
I'm bored.
•
Paint some grass and watch it dry as it grows.
My coffee is finished brewing, but I want someone else to fix it.
•
Borrow BA's pool boy.:p
I have run out of orange bags that I use as scourers .
•
Use hedgehogs instead.
My neighbors dog is howling, that mournful, 'someone has died' howl and its making me nervous.
•
Howl back at him - see how he likes it.
My dog has an itchy ear.
•