Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Get the dog a dog of its own (actually not 'bad advice). Dogs are social creatures, thus having two to keep each other company usually resolves such issues.

I'm falling asleep at the keyboard...

[monk]

Put a pillow on it - it's more comfortable.

I worry too much.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Stop it, you will end up with worry-warts.

I have no arse, its just too flat.....

[trywait]

pump it up with these



im lacking sleep

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Start a meth habit....

I'm bored.

[Counselor]

Paint some grass and watch it dry as it grows.

My coffee is finished brewing, but I want someone else to fix it.

[Rainbowmum]

Borrow BA's pool boy.:p

I have run out of orange bags that I use as scourers .

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Use hedgehogs instead.

My neighbors dog is howling, that mournful, 'someone has died' howl and its making me nervous.

[monk]

Howl back at him - see how he likes it.

My dog has an itchy ear.

[Rainbowmum]

Use hedgehogs instead.

My neighbors dog is howling, that mournful, 'someone has died' howl and its making me nervous.

I so hate that sound.