Give Bad Advice

[partisan]

Ha^ stop sitting! That should do the job
i always lose my keys

[Miles]

Never lock your doors; learn to hot wire cars for good measure.

How should I relieve this sinus pressure?

[partisan]

Stand under a 400watt bulb an have one big sneeze
i wish i could swim with wales

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Go stand out on the shore and watch the Whales walk, they leave behind prints of whales.

I have a minor pile of left over asphalt.....


???? Why did they leave that????

[partisan]

Make a small path for the borrowers that live under your floorboards
i need a bath

[Rainbowmum]

Wash yourself in mud instead.

The husband unit is getting on my nerves.

[monk]

Shoot him!

I get on my nerves.

[partisan]

Shoot yourself
theres a rather large lady blocking my garden path

[Lalo]

Swoop her into your arms, dance around until you are on the other side. Then do a quick bow, smile and thank her.

I always make too much food for just the hubby and me which means I get leftovers for my lunch.

[partisan]

Instead secretly feed your hubby at night with the leftovers by whatever means and skip lunch yourself
I need help painting my kitchen