Give Bad Advice

[elad12]

Use a paint gun

The lid to my septic tank is collapsing

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Pour concrete into the hole.

My leg is sore

[Rainbowmum]

Amputate it .:biggrin:

Can't be bothered going into town.

[Counselor]

Send the dog with some money and a grocery list.

I don't want to wear green tomorrow.

[trywait]

wear pink instead!

i want green beer

[partisan]

Pour it into a green cup, you won't know the difference
I want some rollerblades

[elad12]

Okay but they come without the shoe portion

I'd like someone to make me breakfast this morning

[partisan]

Have you ever heard of mr blooby, hes making your breakfast
i wish i had a tree swing

[partisan]

Soz thats mr blobby not blooby, enjoy your brea kie

[Rainbowmum]

Tie the lounge to the tree.

I need a sledge hammer.