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#91
Take 5 more and be done for a week.

I need to cross the street.
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#92
Pick up the next street and place it across.

I've scratched my glasses.
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#93
Clean them with scouring powder.

I need new glasses but, don't want to drive the 40 miles to the optometrist.
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#94
No you don't, you just need to turn up the volume to see better.

My toes and knee are so stiff and sore I can barely walk today, what should I do?
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#95
Cut down one of the Eucalyptus trees, make splints out of the wood.

My steps are too slippery from the sleet that is frozen on them. I will fall if I go out. How do I get out of my house?
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#96
Put livers on your shoes. I heard that gives them good grip.

I want to go for a walk while the weather is cool enough that I won't burn and die, but it's raining.
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#97
Wear rawhide, it will keep you warm and dry and hug you tighter as it dries.

My teeth are too sharp and hard, what should I do?
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#98
I'm afraid you will have to turn into a beaver and gnaw down a few trees.

The battery in my laptop won't hold a charge. What am I to do?
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#99
Get a good lawyer!

Its too wet to walk the dog.
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Wet the dog instead then.

I'm out of milk and want hot cocoa. What shall I do?
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