Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Piss in a cup? :eek:

I'm out of toothpaste, now what do I do?

[Blue]

Get some sand from the riverbank - should have plenty of grit to it.

I'm out of shampoo, how do I wash my hair?

[Rainbowmum]

Use eggs but make sure you scramble them first.

One of my neighbors set's off Jack . what do I do?

[rover330]

try to not have so much time on your hands and actually do something productive...

[Bowyn Aerrow]

And ????

The person above me (I'm not going to drop names here) refused to ask what I think he should do, what should I do?

[bakalove]

Beat him with a rusty spoon.

My turtles keep looking at me from across the room I think their plotting to kill me what should I do?

[Buffylo]

Turn them around, itll buy you time.


First im too cold, them im too hot. Solutions?

[Counselor]

Stop adjusting the thermostat.


I did an ab workout yesterday, now the muscles are all sore. I've been punching myself in the gut, should I do something else?

[Beau]

Drink more beer.

I seem to have lost the keys to my car. Where should I look for them?

[monk]

Inside the cat.

Sometimes I think I'm a hedgehog - suggestions?