Give Bad Advice

[Beau]

Start collecting golden rings.

What should I eat for breakfast?

[Rainbowmum]

A Tequila worm.

Jack needs a new soccer ball , where do I find one that is Jack proof?

[Blue]

Try a truck tire shop.

My wolfdog ate my sofa cushions, what do I do?

[Counselor]

Get a sofa that eats wolfdogs.

I'm not drunk enough.

[Buffylo]

Drink rubbing alcohol.

Hungry and cant sleep... again -_-

[bakalove]

Drink an entire bottle of nyquil not only will you feel full you'll sleep for like a week xD

I have a research paper due in 45 mins and keep procrastinating

[Miles]

Eat bucketfuls of candy and coffee beans.

My teeth all fell out today.

[Blue]

Jam razor blades into you gums - they will cut up the food just as well.

I need a cold shower, but it already cold here and I don't want to take one. What do I do?

[Buffylo]

Go rain dance outside until it rains or the need for a cold shower passes. Lol

I need money. Solutions?

[bakalove]

rob a lemonade stand while screaming TACO, over and over again.

There's a dent in the side of my car any good way to get rid of it?