Give Bad Advice

[Buffylo]

This is easy. Orgy with all the sick friends. No one gets left out of the sex or sickness. Win-win.


I need a big break.

[Miles]

Find a giant kit-kat bar. Break off big piece. Enjoy.

I have tickets to a show I can't attend. What should I do with them?

[Buffylo]

Find a giant kit-kat bar. Break off big piece. Enjoy.

I have tickets to a show I can't attend. What should I do with them?

Build a giant ticket cannon and launch them into space. Some lucky life form will get to go.

I need cuddles

[Lilitu]

Pay the elderly to do it.

Should I fix slightly crooked teeth?

[monk]

Yeah, with a hammer.

I want a pond in the garden but I haven't got a garden. :frown:

[Beau]

Put it in your living room.

I want a new duck. One that won't try to bite. Should I get one?

[AquarianDragon]

Yes, just make sure it is ceramic.

I can't get into watching Australian Open tennis.

[Beau]

Then just listen to it.

I want to visit Australia some day.

[stpdo2]

Watch some crocodile dundee movies instead, I'm sure they're just like the real thing anyway.

I need to mop my floors.

[Blue]

Get one of these:



I spilled coffee on my keyword, what do I do now?