Give Bad Advice

[Miles]

Follow your own advice on that one.

I locked myself out of my apartment.

[Buffylo]

Kick in the door.


This person with a place for rent wont answer their phone!

[Blue]

Go cuss them out in person - but I'm not posting your bail.

I can't concentrate on work today.

[Buffylo]

Concentrate on whats distracting you


Im still in bed.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

My coffee cup is empty and I'm just to lazy to go get more, what should I do?

[Blue]

Call Starbucks and insist they send you a cup immediately, by courier.

My safe is full and, I need to get two more items in there. What do I do?

[Buffylo]

Get a bigger safe.


Im hungry and theres nothing to eat.

[Beau]

Eat yourself.

I need to buy a new car.

[Buffylo]

Pay in pennies.


I need to buy *a* car. Lol

[Blue]

Steal one instead.

I need to finish remodeling my bedroom but, I forgot to pick up the clear varnish at the store today and, I don't want to go back to town. What shall I do?