Give Bad Advice

[Rainbowmum]

The North pole , just hitch a ride with Santa.

How does one fix a broken toe?

[Miles]

Remove it, can't have a broken toe if there's no toe at all.

There's a huge puddle on the sidewalk and I don't want to get wet.

[bakalove]

Throw a lady in the puddle and walk over her it'll keep u dry.\

I'm really shy how do I get over it?

[Buffylo]

Jump higher.

I need plane tickets

[stpdo2]

pickpocket some at the airport

I have to buy my son a black shirt for a play tomorrow

[Counselor]

Get him a girl's shirt. That'll teach him to need!


I finally unclogged the broken garbage disposal.

[Buffylo]

Pour potatoes down it.


Im stuffed xp

[Miles]

Poke a hole in your belly with a pin, you'll deflate right away.

I need a paper topic for my anthropology class.

[Buffylo]

Ok. Toilet paper sounds like a good topic.

My belly now has a pin hole, what should I do?

[Miles]

Poke another one so it doesn't get lonely!

I failed toilet paper...paper, what do I do now??