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Well its still good for something *hint hint* lol



I am now a holy cow. Suggestions?
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Get a bunch of people to worship you. Even when you poop on them. In fact, it would be best if you could get them to worship you by pooping on them.

I'm all out of toilet paper now!!!
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Use gravel.


Ok my worshippers smell horrible.solutions?
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Smite them all and start over again.

I used too much gravel and now I'm filled with pangs of regret.
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That not regret you feel... lol.


Im surrounded by dead worshippers and the feds are here. What do I do?
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Think of them as potential new followers. Wink

I need to go to sleep soon but I don't waaaaanna
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Stay up until tomorrow night.


I need some sleep before tomorrow. Or a lot of caffeine.
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Keg of coffee.

I need a massage.
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Lay in the freeway.



Im tired but my mind is wide awake.
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Do mental gymnastics, that'll wear it right out.

My butt fell off. Yeah, the whole thing. Right off.
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