Give Bad Advice

[Kat]

Listen to them all as loud as you can.

I never know what to wear when I'm supposed to look nice nothing looks good on me so where can I find clothes that look good on me?

[Buffylo]

Wear a banana suit.


I need to fall asleep at a reasonable time today.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Drink lots of tea. Warning this may lead to your waking up in your tee-pee.

My molars are hurting (from gritting my teeth).

[Buffylo]

Join the club. We can grit our teeth together.




All I have is water, Coke, and sprite.

[monk]

Send them to drought-stricken areas.

I want to go to Beau's Seattle meet-up but I live too far away.

[Lalo]

Move to Seattle

I have a sore throat.

[Kat]

Eat some toast.

I'm worried about a friend so how can I stop worrying?

[Rainbowmum]

Become obsessed with him instead.

The cockatoos are constantly at my walnut tree .

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Throw squirrels at them...

Speaking of which, the squirrels are jumping and running on my porch roof what should I do with them?

[CuddlyBear]

Catch them and eat them...

I don't know if I should walk or run...