Then you should walk out the door run over and steal your neighbor's car then drive.
I let someone borrow my truck and now I want to go to town but the truck won't be back until tomorrow so what should I do instead of going to town?
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Build a fake Hollywood-style set that looks like your town. It will be fun, keep you busy, and then you never have to go to town again!
My partner didn't get me a birthday present for my 50th birthday!
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Take his credit card and buy yourself something nice... I understand Diamonds are best for the Big 5-0
My knee hurts from all the walking around I did today, what should I do?
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Throw a glass on the floor and stand on the pieces then you'll forget about your knees hurting.
My arm is sore form grating 20 pounds of potatoes so how do I make it stop hurting?
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Cut it off. Use the dullest axe within 500 miles.
I need to go to sleep soon.
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Do a line of coke..... (bad David, very bad)
No one washed dishes in his house today....
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If by panic you mean start eating EVERYTHING.... yes.
This razorblade isnt doing any good, the coke keeps flowing past it. The straw kinda works though....
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Oh, I see. Then cut it with some crystal...
I can't find my pot.... what should I do?
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