Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

????? I ain't got nothing....


I ain't got nothing still....

[Lalo]

Granted--- You now have everything. Um wrong thread.

Go buy a lottery ticket, become a multi-millionaire and buy everything you want. Voila! No more "nothing"!

I have to get to bed for some sleep.

[Beau]

Don't bother. You will just get sleepy again tomorrow.

My tummy is feeling better but still a bit sensitive.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Eat a jar of jalapenos...

I'm bored....

[Rainbowmum]

Climb the nearest Bell tower ,strip naked and start shooting at anything that moves.

I am so tired , yet cant sleep.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Put your left foot in a bucket of ice water, and your right foot in a bucket of as hot as you can stand water...

I need to pee, but am too lazy to leave my desk...

[Beau]

Use your coffee mug.

I wish I was home.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, like a snail or a turtle, your home is always on your back....

I wish I had something to wish for.

[Beau]

Granted. You no longer own any clothes.

I wish for a good nights sleep. It was lousy last night because I wasn't feeling well.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - not going to ruin that one.

I wish Beau would eat better.