Give Bad Advice

[Beau]

Not sure how to fix that.

My car needs gas.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

A great substitute would be a cup of sugar to a gallon of water...

I wish someone else would do the dishes around here once in a while

[Beau]

Don't bother. They will just get dirty again.

My tummy still isn't quite right. I shouldn't have eaten that spicy cheese.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

No you shouldn't. Try a slice of plain bread (not buttered) It should absorb a bit of access acid. and that is not bad advice.

My dog is currently snoring, rather loudly....

[Beau]

That is actually great advice. Thanks Bowyn!

Buy your dog breath right strips.

I need to buy bread.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Good greif.. hire and elf to shop for you.

My dog woke up and is now passing silent but deadlies - ew - what should I do -cough cough

[Beau]

Buy a butt plug for the dog.

I don't have any sex toys.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

hire an elf....

Anyway... um, gee I have nothing .

[Counselor]

hire an elf....

Anyway... um, gee I have nothing .

(I do that almost every turn)

My nose is a bit snotty, and everything smells of cheese.

[Lilitu]

The solution seems simple to me. Eat cheese.

I need to actually study this year.