Give Bad Advice

[monk]

Nah, stay online and play.

I keep sneezing.

[Rainbowmum]

Sniff some pepper.

I have the hiccups .

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Put a pencil in your mouth, get a glass of water, balance it on your head and jump up and down.


My little dog has fleas (again )

[monk]

Laugh at him scratching.

I want to go back to bed.

[Lilitu]

Insomnia is the answer.

I wish I were a superpretty cactus inside Margaret thatcher.

[Lalo]

Granted...um wait...this isn't the "wish" thread is it?
Anyway...call up the Queen and ask for her number.

My brand new, beautiful hybrid car has a nick in the paint on the door.

[Kat]

Rub paint remover on the nick.

I need to do dishes and I'm out of dish soap so what do I use instead?

[Rainbowmum]

Sand paper ,works great on dandruff too.

The gutter has a hole in it.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Dog fur, it clogs the tub drain very well, I assume it would clog that hole as well too.

I accidentally washed my hair with Dog flea shampoo today....

[Nick9]

move your dog's fleas into the new clean environment

my kid is allowed to spend just one day a week at the computer (because of his school grades ) and it's still too much