Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Drink more coffee.

My neck is tender and sore, causing my left shoulder to be knotted up and tense....

[Beau]

Stub your toe again. You'll forget about your neck for awhile.

I am over my calorie count for the day and cannot eat anymore food.

[monk]

Go on - just one more cookie?

It's not my Chinese year any more!

[Beau]

Build a time machine and start it all over again.

I need a nap now. The food made me sleepy.

[Rainbowmum]

Take some No-Doze .

My back is itchy where I can't reach.

[Beau]

Lay in front of a steam roller.

I am feeling lazy today.

[Lalo]

Drink 24 cups of coffee and you will be amazed at how much energy you have.

I wish I could go on vacation right now.

[ceez]

do it, don't tell anyone, don't lock your house up or pack your bags, just go

I want some money

[Lalo]

That's easy! They have these places called banks. Just walk in and a hand the person behind the counter a note saying, "Give me all of your money! This is NOT a joke!" It works!

I wish that I could spend more time playing with my dogs Mardi Gras and Jazzy.

[Beau]

Quit your job and stop socializing. You will have plenty of time then.

I think work is boring.