Give Bad Advice

[monk]

Get a job on an oil-rig - that's boring.

Everything is too expensive.

[elad12]

Just charge it, the world may end before you get the bill anyway

I wish I knew what to do about something

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, not only that you know what to do about everything.... That is actually a curse if you think about it long enough

I slightly overextended myself yesterday/night and am a bit stiff, sore and tired - what should I do?

[elad12]

Extend yourself less tonight and it should even itself out

I drank too many espresso's today and am feeling a little jittery

[Counselor]

Snort some coke and boost the jitter.

I need a shower, but I don't want to water down my malt liquor...

[Rainbowmum]

Take a beer shower instead.

I need something to remove a rust stain.

[monk]

Concentrated sulphuric acid is good on stains.

I really should do some cleaning.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Chimpanzees are the best workers for main service... They also redecorate with specially made fecal matter.

I want a Ramen, but I forgot how to make it....

[Beau]

Eat is dry and suck on the seasoning pouch.

I think I'll be assigned the hard job at work today.

[Rainbowmum]

Ask for overtime.

My whipper snipper is out of line.