Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Staple a hedgehog to the end.... Not a skunk, to stinky.

I'm out of lamp oil....

[Kat]

Siphon some gas out of the car.

I need a bigger fridge.

[Lalo]

Don't bother with a new refrigerator. Just store everything outside.

I have bad gas.

[monk]

Have beans and Brussels sprouts for dinner.

I worry too much.

[Nick9]

Befriend someone who has more troubles than you.
And don't you dare tell me there is nobody like that, monk
I am at work and sleepy

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Go lay on your boss's desk and tell him you need to retire for the day. :tongue:

Its 4 effen thirty in the effen morning and I can't effen sleep effen again. What the eff should I do about this effen lack of sleep all the effen time?

[Lalo]

Drink more coffee, especially after 1:00 PM!
Truth be told, try cutting back on your caffeine first. I had to eliminate ALL caffeine from my diet after noon and that includes soda. It worked for me and I had the same problem.

I laugh too much.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Here let me send you some of my nightmares that I have nightly now....

That I fear are keeping me from sleeping, its not a caffeine thing, its a horror show of nightmares when I close my eyes.

My old dog has a gastronomical issue which makes her "bark" out the wrong end with less than rose scented aromas...

(Its old age, nothing will cure it)

[Lalo]

That I fear are keeping me from sleeping, its not a caffeine thing, its a horror show of nightmares when I close my eyes.


Sorry Bowyn, that I can't help. My partner has PTSD from war trauma. He suffers from horrible nightmares as well. Since starting on Ambien, he has done better as far as sleeping through the nightmares and not remembering them when he wakes up. It doesn't eliminate the problem, but it helps. I don't know if it would help you, but it might be something to look into.

[Lalo]

Feed her roses instead of dog food! Then everything will smell rosy fresh!

I cracked the glass on my iPhone.