Give Bad Advice

[Nick9]

make a tiffany lamp

I am in no mood for cleaning chinchillas' cage

[Kat]

Borrow a large python to clean them for you.

I need to go shopping but don't have enough to buy what I need to get.

[Beau]

Steal it.

I really should get ready for work but I want to finish playing Word Games first.

[Rainbowmum]

Call in sick.

CAn anyone please zap me to an isolated island.

[Beau]

No. That only works in movies.

I need to know the number to 9-1-1.

[monk]

It's X-Y-Z.

I'm skint.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Damn I had to look 'skint' up.... Rob a bank for crying out loud, they most likely stole your money to begin with, steal it back.

My vocabulary list in my head is shrinking....

[Lalo]

Split your skull open and shove some dictionary pages in there. (Eww...I just grossed myself out- too much gore!)

I want to learn more words like "skint"!

[Nick9]

Move in with monk

I want the kestrel that lives under our roof to come and sit on my hand.

[Kat]

Pain you hand to look like a mouse and wait for the bird to attack it.

I'm out of lunch meat and want a sandwich.