Go kidnap a pig.
I am worried about too many things.
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Have some of my problems and worry about them instead! :biggrin:
I hate going shopping.
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Then don't. But you will sit there and starve.
I don't like getting anxious.
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Go naked everywhere. Then you'll get used to the anxiety of being naked and everything else will be relatively easy.
I need to have better time management
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PLay more video games to forget about your time
I need a way to sleep better
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Mix barbiturates, narcotics and alcohol! The resulting coma will keep you rested for a long period of time.
I need to pay my bills.
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Have you cat or dog do it, they are good at math and filling out checks. Not so good with stamp licking though.
I dropped my roommates toothbrush in the toilet......
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Brush your teeth with it to see if you can tell. If not just put it back where it was.
I can't shake this nagging cough!
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Shake your partner instead....
On a more serious note, if you had that flu it takes nearly a month for the cough to go away.
The little dog refuses to come in and wants to bark at something instead.....
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Leave a steel tined rake on the ground with the times pointed up...you will be assured of stepping on it and get knocked in the head.
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