Give Bad Advice

[Miles]

The little dog refuses to come in and wants to bark at something instead.....

Bark right back. Gotta speak its language.

I need more gas in my car.

[Beau]

Hook up the natural gas pipe to your car and go for a drive.

I have a long ways to go and a short time to get there...

[Miles]

Drop some acid. The time dilation will work wonders.

I need to get my post count into the millions.

[Beau]

Never log off and don't go to sleep then.

I don't think post count matters all that much. It's about having fun.

[Rainbowmum]

It sure is about fun , nothing better then starting your day with a smile.

[monk]

Nah, do what I do - look in the mirror and cry!

[Lilitu]

I do what normal people do and spend an obsessive amount of time rinsing and washing my teeth and mouth. Do that.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Um who changed the rules of the game?


I'm soooo confused........

[Lalo]

Do some drugs...that will alleviate your confusion.

I want to get five days of work done in the next 24 hours.

[Miles]

Again, LSD: 12 hours will feel like time has collapsed in on itself and INFINITY IS IN YOUR FACE.

My priorities are all outta whack.