make a list of things to do, focus on the ones that are the least important
My back didn't like helping to push a stuck car out of an icy rut
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Brake your back! That will teach it to complain about the little things!
My pool is frozen over and I want to go swimming.
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Just bring some steel toe boots and a sledgehammer.
I need more time in which to procrastinate.
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Do it now ,right now!!!! Doooooooooooooooooooo Itttttttttttttttttt.
I am in a random mood what should I do?
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Be specific.
I need a shave.
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Gee, I don't know but I have a clear image of a rope, a cinder-block and a bridge.......
My indoor plants need to be watered....
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Conserve water! Urinate on them instead.
I need more coffee
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Start a coffee IV drip but make sure the coffee is HOT
I said I'd play tennis with someone today and don't want to. How do I get out of it?
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Stuff some tennis balls down your pants and when they come over, writhe in pain and tell them you can't play due to a severe case of tennis balls.
People think I am strange, but hey, at least I keep myself entertained. LOL
I want to run for President
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