Give Bad Advice

[Rainbowmum]

Run for pope instead.

My Bottle-brush tree is confused and blooming again,what do I do?

[stpdo2]

Place a mirror next to it so it can reflect on what it has done.

I need to clean the downstairs bathroom.

[Lalo]

Just plug up the toilet, fill it with floor cleaner, then flush. Let the water run all over the floor. allow to air dry. Voila! Sparkly clean floor!

I am concerned about the environment.

[Counselor]

Throw a plastic bottle in the trash.

I love my new shoes, how can I get them to last longer?

[stpdo2]

go jogging in the ocean with them on

I need a back massage

[Counselor]

Get an ashiastu elephant to do it.

I want to eat dinner.

[Lalo]

Raw pork is delicious! Try it!

I want to fly first class every time that I fly.

[elad12]

Okay, but you must always sit next to rich arrogant and judgmental homophobe.

I would like to take the train across Canada

[Lilitu]

Okay but you'll get lost in Canada. Wouldn't that be fun. Get lost in Canada.

I want to get lost in Canada

[Beau]

Start digging a tunnel to China then.

I want a new car.