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[Bowyn Aerrow]

Put your left foot it, pull your left foot out, put your left foot in and shake it all about...

I dropped the bar of soap in the shower, I now have about 50 bars of soap on the shower floor since I was told never to pick up the bar of soap once I drop it... Its getting real hard to stand in the shower... what should I do?

[Nick9]

You know, sometimes you should try new things. Hmm Is it a bad advice?

my plant is dropping leaves, I thing she is lonely. What should I do?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Super glue fixes everything.....

The neighbors pea-hen is on my roof....

[Nick9]

really? mile: I love those birds. You should grab a basked, put a pillow in it and run around the house and wait till she lays an egg. Then you had to catch it.

lol did anyone from you actually have that electronic ancient game?

My free time is up. I should do some paperwork.

[Counselor]

Get a broom and push it around the room.

I think I have a zit in my ear. (no more corrosive chemicals for me, either!)

[Rainbowmum]

Place an earwig in there , it will take care of it.

Jack hates my neighbor with a passion , should I let Jack bite him?

[Miles]

Yes, call it a preemptive strike, before the neighbor tries to bite Jack.

I need to take better care of myself.

[elad12]

Fill your tub with hot water and soak. When it starts to cool add more hot water. Continue adding hot water as needed all night and don't get out until morning.

I'd need to cut my dogs nails but they are black and I'm afraid

[Lalo]

Paint them red. Then if they bleed it is hardly noticeable.

I have to get ready for a trip and just don't have the energy.

[blcksnw]

Just use your pajamas and show them your confidence.

I need a friend, whats the quickest way of getting a friend?