Give Bad Advice

[Beau]

Give your neighbor some really good food. Instant friend.

I need more money.

[Lilitu]

buy more money then

I want tea and fruit.

[monk]

Have a coffee and a Mars Bar.

This cold weather makes my joints ache.

[Beau]

Move somewhere warm.

I'm thinking of buying a lotto ticket tomorrow.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Keep thinking...

My dog is refusing to eat dog food and only want's people food.....

[Lalo]

Easy! You take his food, and give him yours!

My dog thinks she is an alrm clock (set an hour early!)

[Nick9]

Feed her people then

I don't walk enough during a day

[Beau]

Burn your car. Then you have to walk.

I walk too much during the day. At least 7 miles.

[Rainbowmum]

Wear some roller skates at work.

I want a piglet but the husband unit says no.

[Lalo]

Dump the husband and get whatever you want. Men are like buses, just when you miss the first one, there's another one on its way!

I want to wear roller skates at work.