Give Bad Advice

[Kiid]

cut and paste


I think I'm gay what should I do!?

[Spades]

Go to an ex-gay seminar and be healed!

I have a toothache, help

[Beau]

(Grabs pliers) Which tooth is bothering you?

I want to be independently wealthy.

[monk]

Give all your money to the poor - or me!

I wish I could read peoples' minds.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

No - trust me, you don't.

I need something new to do with my life.....

[Spades]

Dying should be new?

I want to visit friends.

[Miles]

Get some paper and scissors. Cut out little figures. Give them names. Keep them in a box. This is their house. Visit them daily.

I forgot to take my nut meds this morning!!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Nuts don't need meds...


Hmm now I have a hankering for some nuts....

[Beau]

I forgot to take my nut meds this morning!!!

Be sure to take your nutmegs. It's good for you.

I want a new truck. One that won't try to stall...

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Get a horse, they only live in stalls.

I wish people wouldn't just totally ignore me... Talk about rudeness.

So tell me something about my nuts!