Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Through a couple of cows in the freezer, milk in about 4 hours.

How do I keep my dogs from being terrified of the vacuum cleaner?

[Beau]

Make them go deaf some how. At least my dog was no longer scared of the vacuum when she went deaf. Also thunder storms were so much easier to deal with. lol

I want to eat an apple, but don't have one.

[monk]

Eat an onion and just pretend.

My neighbour can be a real pain sometimes.

[Beau]

Pack up and move. (It's bad advice because it costs a lot to move and takes a lot of time and effort you see.)

I want to watch a great movie that will make me laugh hard.

[monk]

Watch "Brief Encounter".

I want food with no calories.

[partisan]

have a lettuce leaf

I need to get on my roof but ladders broke

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Try a trampoline....

My roommate's car's sunroof is leaking, how shall I fix it?

[partisan]

Get a chainsaw and make it a convertible ,he wont mind

I’ve decorated my apartment but forgot the carpet

[Counselor]

Decorate the floor with flypaper, it's cheaper.

I'm falling asleep at work.

[Rainbowmum]

Toothpicks will hold your eyelids open.

The flu shot worked.