Give Bad Advice

[monk]

Now you can catch measles instead.

My bedroom needs tidying.

[Lalo]

Just throw everything into a large bag and shove it away in the closet.

I have to go shopping first thing this morning.

[partisan]

Just leave it and call it art

I need a haircut

[partisan]

Can you get me a haircut when your out, also some bread

I need a new toothbrush

[trywait]

get false teeth

my allergies are irritating me

[Lalo]

Stuff a cigarette up each nostril. Problem solved!

I need to trim my nails.

[Chase]

Try scratching post.



I want a boyfriend.

[Rainbowmum]

Wear a T-shirt that says free.

Damn Flu shot is still working.

[monk]

Demand it be removed from your system.

We lose an hour when the clocks go forward next weekend.

[partisan]

Dont change your clock, everybody else will be wrong, you are right

I want to move flat