Give Bad Advice

[Counselor]

Get Bruce Banner angry, he can toss it somewhere.


I need to tighten the handlebars on my bike.

[Chase]

Buy a book on psionics and learn how to tighten it with your mind.
I want to learn better social skills.

[Spades]

Talk to the voices in your head, practice on them.

I want a puppy!

[Counselor]

Get your boyfriend some new clothes. Like these:


My nephew is screaming and makes it impossible to think or type.

[trywait]

put duck tape on the mouth

my hair is taking too long to get shaggy

[Rainbowmum]

Stick your finger in a electric socket.:biggrin:

I need some more egg cartons for my seedlings.

[partisan]

Steal your neighbours egg cartoons

people outside are being noisy

[Miles]

Be noisier - bang on pots and pans, crank up some loud music, run a vacuum cleaner, etc

I need to bust some thieving skulls open.

[Lalo]

Um...how does a skull become a thief? I don't get it. :p


I need to get extra sleep tonight.

[Miles]

Just sleep in all day tomorrow.

I need to bust in the skulls of people who are thieves. Better? :p