Give Bad Advice

[Chase]

Bad Advice? Do it.
I want to finish learning calculus.

[Rainbowmum]

Drop the subject all together.

Jack is objecting to his new adult dog food.

[partisan]

eat it yourself so he knows its ok, you know it will work

seagulls keep doing there droppings on my window

[trywait]

if u mean by ur house? break the glass

my tummy's been rumbling ALL DAY

[partisan]

Have a grape Salad

My beds a bit lumpy in places

[monk]

Turn it over - you'll have dips instead of lumps.

I want chocolate!

[partisan]

Take some off some children

I need to mop the floor

[Rainbowmum]

Get the hose instead.

So tired of this headache.

[partisan]

I dont feel like giving bad advice, take some headache pills and take it easy

I need new freezer

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Go out and collect some of that snow, pack into freezer.

There are raccoons in my shed... What should I do?