Give Bad Advice

[monk]

Furnish it nicely for them.

I won't be here tomorrow.

[Lalo]

Dance practice?
Make up for it by spending every minute of the following day on GS!

I am gearing up for an argument at work today.

[partisan]

Just punch them, saves words

I cant find my nail clippers

[Lalo]

Just ride a bike and bend own, dragging your nails across the pavement.

I have a pain in my neck fro so much stress today.

[Rainbowmum]

Stick your head underwater for 15 minutes.

I am aching all over.

[monk]

Stick yourself under water for fifteen minutes.

I'm pissed off with tradesmen who don't arrive when they say they will. :mad:

[partisan]

Buy a D.I.Y book from pound land and get the job done yourself

I keep getting bitten by midges

[Rainbowmum]

Sprinkle some pepper on their wings to slow them down or give them a sneezing fit.

Still feeling tired .

[Chase]

Buy an Atlantis crystal and spend a few hours rubbing it to try and absorb its power.
I'm very pessimistic about the future of humanity.

[Miles]

You're probably right. Might as well hijack some nukes and get it over with.

I got butt flu. Help!